Not sure what all the symptoms are, But I'm just waiting on black boils to appear someplace unpleasant. Started feeling it 2 days before Christmas. Come Christmas morning, I was sent back to bed by 11am. Slept a while and made half of dinner. Didn't think I was that close to death but, Loser took over and finished it.
I like to think I almost have it licked but holy crap. If I could get rid of the headache and cough, I would be able to get a good nights sleep. But OH NO! The universe has other plans. It will allow sleep, But not a peaceful one. Oh Hell No. I shall be awakened every hour or so with wheezing coughs that have the promise of something diseased coming out of my body but alas, I am to keep this demon in my chest.
Nothing. Not a damn thing. Can't sleep. Can't find anything to help with it. So Screw it! I'll just sit here and suffer. Go through another few rolls of toilet paper by blowing my nose and peeing on myself a little when I cough.
Everyone else? Oh, Are they ok? I think Loser coughed about 3 times and blew his nose once. Twatwaffles are just fine. No, It's just me. Quarantined to my bedroom again. Kinda, They let me out to cook.
*I think I feel a boil*
What are the other symptoms? I need a checklist. I'm pretty sure I have it now. Yeah, Pretty sure. GREAT! Just what I needed. *can we find someone to lance this please?*
4:30 in the freakin morning and I can't go to sleep. What the hell kinda crap is this? I don't even have to energy to yell at people right now. What's that going to do to my reputation?
Ah, Whatevs. I'll be back when I'm better
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