*achoo*

 I have allergies. Lots of them. I hate them. My eyes are itchy, red and watery. My nose is red and swollen with stuff coming out of it. My chest is itchy and coughy and my throat feels like the honeymoon suite for 2 porcupines. Needless to say, I look like Jimmy Durante with a hangover.

 I'm waiting on the Zyrtec to start working. The benedryl doesn't work anymore. And don't give me that crap about "Oh well "Make you not blow snot out your nose on your husband amine" doesn't make you tired and works GREAT!" Bullshit. The stuff that makes you loopy in the allergy meds is what stops the sneezing, coughing, watery eye crap. Antihistamines make you stoned and tired.
                              
 My current use of toilet paper makes me glad I buy double rolls. You can always tell when Momma has the allergy demons knocking on her door. There is a trail of empty toilet paper
rolls coming from the bedroom and a mountain of snot rags on the bed. I LOVE the anti viral kleenex but damn. $3 a box of $5 for 12 rolls of TP? I know what I need.

 I hate my allergies. They make me feel like a bird and a pig did it in my bedroom closet and gave me a mutated combo of avian and bird flu. Achy, coughy, sneezy. Makes me gross. And let's not forget about the headaches. Aren't those beautifully fantastic? You get a simple headache and then the coughing and sneezing turn it into a massive, hideous glob of head pain like no other. Just on this side of a migraine.

 So now I'm going to double dose on antihistamines and see if I can walk through my house without breaking something or having someone laugh at me. I may or may not end up on Youtube.