Ok. I did it. I found 30 minutes before my brood of demon spawn awake to start this. I've wanted to for a while. Here I am. A 32 year old, Married for 15 years to possibly the very best man there is on earth, and mother to 3....things. Life long resident of Florida. Stay at home mom. Homeschooling my lovely *cough* children.
Is it wrong to crack a bottle open at 10am?
I wanted to start this blog as a way to get things out of my head without clogging up my "friends" feeds on Facebook. Those poor souls. So you lovely people (if any ever read this) get the pleasure of my idiotic and sometimes freaking weirdo rants.
Let me introduce you to my family. (names protected to protect the twatwaffles) By the way, The "children" will, furthermore be refered to as "Twatwaffles". There are 3. I always have AT LEAST 1 extra kid around here. Love every single one of thier weirdo heads though.
There is a 9 year old boy, An 11 year old girl and a (chug from bottle) 14 year old girl. Not to mention (light a cigarette) the 14 year old boyfriend.
My husband *Loser* as I affectionatley call him, Will forever be working overtime to afford my liqour consuption as these twatwaffles get older.
So....Just so we're clear. I'm Helen. A 32 year old, married, drinking, smoking, homeschooling stay at home mom in Florida with 3 things and a boyfriend *hiss*. I'll be sure and introduce you to there rest of the family next time.
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