It's fantastic. Don't know why it has taken me so long.
I speak, of course, Of....REDECORATING!!!!
Not just any redecoration, MY kind. Those who don't like it be damned.
Started rummaging flea markets and ebay this weekend. I have found so many treasures.
Some that people may consider strange or weird. But some that I have found beautiful and special. Such as
I recently started watching a fantastic show called "Oddities" and it hit my in my face like a fucking cast iron pan.
I WANT MY HOUSE TO LOOK LIKE THAT SHOP!
I also found a frog playing a guitar, A frog playing a harp and 2 cobras fighting a mongoose.
Loser has yet to see these items.
I shall imagine it to go something like
Loser : The Fuck?
Me : Aren't they beautiful?
Loser : They dead animals dressed up, fighting and playing instruments.
Me : EXACTLY!!!!! They're perfect!
Loser : (as he's walking away) I have no idea what is wrong with you.
He'll grow to love them. And the art! Oh my art! Any busted, creepy, torn picture I can find, I covet and then procure.Then find the proper frame that is just as busted and just plain WTF! Looking!
My house will be fantastic. Maybe I can find an entire band of taxidermied frogs with a Badger as conductor! *swoon*
Just wait until Loser reads THIS!.
*disclosure* This post was written while under the influence of prescription sleeping pills. Much love bitches!
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